Heart of the River opened his eyes to find that he had a system, and when he finished his mission... Heart of the River: I did it! Reward! Goldfinger! Don't let your guard down and throw yourself at me! System: Well... no... System: It's just a condition for binding... Jiang Xin Man: points? Shopping mall? The system: I am unregistered... Cough cough... Let go, I'm dying! Heart of the River: Why! Smart as I am to have a product like you! System: A perfect match for a shameless cheater like you! Get the divine spark! And then there are the golden fingers! Jiang Xin Man: Uuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Charge! The two of them started their journey to the main system to ask for the golden finger, but halfway through... Jiang XinMan: I'm going to strangle you to death, you blacklisted piece of trash!!! System: Cough, cough...

This is not the strange tale from a Chinese studio I'm familiar with.